Father’s Day is almost here, woohoo! Dads are pretty great, so it’s important to make sure they get what they really want on the one day each year that’s all about them.
You can’t go wrong with a gift card to their favorite place.
Hope I get a chore list cleverly disguised as a Home Depot gift card again this Father's Day.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 17, 2018
Is it even Father’s Day if it doesn’t begin with an adorable wake-up call from the kids?
My kids woke me up on Father's Day with breakfast in bed.
My 1-year-old hit me in the head with a maraca.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 18, 2017
Genuine gratitude can be the best gift of all.
This Father's Day, be sure to thank your dad for secretly allowing you to do all that fun, dangerous stuff your mom wouldn't let you do.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 15, 2016
Father’s Day is a reminder that some gifts come in unexpected packages.
For Father's Day my infant only pooped through 2 layers of clothing instead of the normal 3.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 21, 2015
Time spent with the kids is really the best gift of all, tho, right?
My wife said that for Father's Day I should plan an outing for just me & the kids. Hmmm…this is exactly what we did for Mother's Day too.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) June 6, 2013
Especially with our ‘tweens and teens. (These are the formative years.)
Apparently, 14yo son’s Father’s Day gift is permission for me to watch him play Fortnight for 17 straight hours without blinking.
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) June 17, 2018
A fancy treat he normally wouldn’t get himself is a splurge that says I love you.
My son got me some very expensive cologne for Father’s Day. I know it was very expensive because he used my credit card.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) June 19, 2016
Need ideas? Ask him to make a wish-list.
Top Father's Day Gifts
1. Not bothering Dad
2. Being quiet
3. Being quiet while not bothering Dad
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) June 21, 2015
If you’re feeling really creative, invent something!
GREAT GIFT IDEA FOR FATHER’S DAY: cargo shorts with the pockets pre-loaded with 2 extra pairs of cargo shorts
— Justin Staggs Ⓥ (@Staggfilms) June 9, 2019
Encourage Dad to dream big.
The only Father's Day gift I want is for Home Depot to finally implement my idea of having a beer fridge right when you walk in the store.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) June 19, 2016
In the end, it doesn’t take much to let Dad know how much he’s appreciated.
My 4yo just gave me a Father's Day card he made that said I was his superhero, and now I'm…I'm…I have something in my eye. Excuse me.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 15, 2014